I OPENED A LOST WALLET

Before you can even search through the wallet, something drops out. It appears to be a little card about the wallet.

✨ Welcome to Your Interdimensional Wallet™

Because your finances deserve more dimensions.

Congratulations, Traveler!
You are now the owner of the Interdimensional Wallet™, the only personal finance device certified for use across all known planes of existence, including but not limited to: the Material Realm, the Astral Marketplace, the Bureaucratic Abyss, html space, and timelines that haven’t technically happened yet.

This guide will help you navigate your new wallet safely, responsibly, and (mostly) without catastrophic paradoxes.

Under no circumstances should you lose this wallet.

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... The rest of it is missing? Strange... even though you feel the next part is right click in front of you... Oh well!


Would you like to explore the wallet?